Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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