Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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