Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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