Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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