Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
How's work?
Spinning.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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