you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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