i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
A+ Viking dick
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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