Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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