I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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