no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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