when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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