Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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