Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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