Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she told me i tasted like america
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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