Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
