if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I supernannyed him into submission
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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