Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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