I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
