He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
This is my gift to your gina
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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