So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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