does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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