Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
