i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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