How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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