you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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