I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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