My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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