Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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