The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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