You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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