Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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