Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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