doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
