I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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