In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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