So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
