Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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