I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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