Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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