My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
