i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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