69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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