I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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