That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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