I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im holly from the hills drunk
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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