Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Two words: nipple clamps
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