but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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