i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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