I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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