so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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