yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she looked like the before picture.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I have fence marks all over my body
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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