i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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