Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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