Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
do nipples grow back?
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