You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
well you can't waste a boner
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
