What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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